The Excalibur Kid (1999)

Posted on June 2, 2006 by Mr. Ferrante
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This unbelievably horrible film is a fine example of terrible acting, juvenile dialogue and unprofessional special effects. It makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Tombstone. I’ve walked out of only two films; this one and Star Wars Episode 1. I’ve spent more entertaining evenings vomiting from food poisoning.

Color: Blood Red
IMDB: The Excalibur Kid

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One Response to “The Excalibur Kid (1999)”

  1. Michelle on June 2nd, 2006 18:13

    You are obviously not giving this film half the credit it deserves. What about the soap bubbles special effect? That was top-of-the-line no-expenses-spared quality. And come on, while a little overplayed, weren’t the many extraordinarly cliched lines at least somewhat humerous? I mean, good once, great the 53rd time, right? Come on, you laughed. While running. But you laughed.

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